The Day Where I Went to Disneyland

Hey!

So, this Friday, I went to Disneyland with a few of my friends! It was a blast! I had so much fun and I didn't feel as bad about not going to school (I usually feel guilty when I don't go to school, even if I'm sick...).

Here are some crazy things that happened there!!

1. BOYFRIEND FAIL!
We were in line for Casey Jr. and we saw this young couple. They are exiting the ride and he steps out of the little thing they were in even though the little door is still shut (he was tall enough to just step over the door). He proceeds to exit, while his girlfriend is calling out to him, "Nate! Nate!" because she can't get out and he's just going to leave her there. He turns around and says, "OH..." and then walks right past her to the real exit (because he was going the wrong way). An employee helped her out. A little later, I see them again and she looks kind of upset with him. He is laughing, so she just stomps away from him and then he goes chasing after her...he fails...

2. Drunk Girl/Drugs
We are in line for Space Mountain. It's close to closing time at this point. This woman in front of us turns around and asks us about something I'd rather not say on here. It's a really weird question and she then tells us her opinion on it. Then she says to us, "Don't drink when you get older!" One of my friends whispers that he can smell the alcohol on her breath. She then turns to us again and says, "Make sure you don't drink because if you're drunk like me, you go around asking weird questions like that..."

I don't think I've ever been around a drunk person. That's how sheltered I am, haha. But I'll listen to her advice and not drink ever, haha. We also briefly got offered drugs, I think. This shady guy turns to us and says, "Hey, you wanna buy??" We just ignored him. That was a first too (being offered drugs).

3. Steamboat Willie is Inappropriate
We went into this thing where they show Steamboat Willie episodes. Wow! They are raunchy, haha. The least "inappropriate" (it wasn't really inappropriate, it just didn't seem "Disney") thing was when a cow with the biggest udder you'll ever see is caught on a little plane. Mickey (er...Willie) tries to catch the plane and uses the cow to try and get up. He pulls down on the udder and milk squirts everywhere. This happens a few times, haha.

Another thing is that Minnie doesn't wear a shirt. I already knew this though. But what happened with her is that she jumps out of the plane and uses her bloomers as a parachute. She is shown with no shirt and no underwear. Now, I know there's nothing there, but it was still raunchy, haha.

The last thing is that Willie is a creepy pervert to Minnie. He asks for a kiss. She refuses. He gets mad and turns the plane upside-down as they are both in it. She starts falling and freaking out. He laughs but then catches her. He asks for a kiss again. She refuses again. He grabs her and forces a kiss on her. She slaps him. Hahaha.

4. There's this awesome spiral thing on the window of the magic shop. It's one of those crazy optical illusion type things. It spins around and you have to stare at the center for 30 seconds and then look at the back of your hand. It's so weird!!!!! It makes it look like the skin is bubbling or something. I actually have a video recorded. I'll post it on my Facebook soon (hopefully) and you can actually try it (if you're my friend and I actually know you, haha)!!

5. The last thing is that the Jungle Cruise is like my favorite non-thrilling ride now! The jokes are hilarious!!!! I've never been at night, and since the animals are harder to see, the ones they don't mention are replaced with jokes and it's so cheesy yet so hilarious! I loved it.

Those were some moments at Disneyland. There were a lot of fun times there though, but these were stand-out ones.

Thanks for reading this particularly long post!
Jeff (Jujii8)